"My ex man brought his new girl friend and she's like oh my gosh. But I'm just gonna shake...It to the fella over there with the hella good hair. Won't you come on over baby, we can shake, shake, shake..."
My names Danielle. I'm __ years old.Ask me anything, I'll answer.
My inbox is basically empty, so trust me, it will get answered quickly. Send me a "Trick or Treat!" in my inbox anytime between here and October 31st and you will receive a drabble!(include prompt if you like)
im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time
Excellent Orange is the New Black cosplay at New York Comic Con yesterday.
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.