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"My ex man brought his new girl friend and she's like oh my gosh. But I'm just gonna shake...It to the fella over there with the hella good hair. Won't you come on over baby, we can shake, shake, shake..."

My names Danielle. I'm __ years old.Ask me anything, I'll answer.

My inbox is basically empty, so trust me, it will get answered quickly. Send me a "Trick or Treat!" in my inbox anytime between here and October 31st and you will receive a drabble!(include prompt if you like)

unfreezes:

That moment when you talk to yourself and you start smiling like an idiot because you’re just so hilarious.

(Source: foreverize, via gabeburton)

karloaf:

askthegeneraless:

sushi-prince:

Wow okay.
Tumblr doesn’t send anymore asks if you send a “.” and a letter or word without a space right after it.

Example: H…hello (doesn’t send it) - H… hello (will send it)

It says it sends the ask but it doesn’t. My gf and I were trying since 2 days now and we just found out what the problem was.
Pass it on.

This explains SO MUCH GRRGHH

the shitty system thinks its a url thats why

(via suckingpeetasballs)

imagine-assassins:

Do not picture your OTP having a kid and losing said kid in a ball pit.

(via allhailthehutch)

If you were in the Games, what would you bring as a token?

  • Josh: My grandma back in Kentucky makes the best fried chicken in the world. So I'd probably bring like a fried chicken bone from my grandma's fried chicken. It's kinda creepy, but at the same time...
  • Jennifer: I bet that bone would feel great.
  • Jennifer: It would smell great.
  • Jennifer: *laughs* I said feel.
  • Josh: Would feel great?
  • Everyone: *laughs*
  • Jennifer: *still laughing* I meant smell!
  • Josh: *laughing* Excuse you?
  • Jennifer: I meant smell! In my head I was like, 'this joke's gonna be amazing!' and then I said it wrong... Sorry... I meant smell!
  • Jennifer: I'm gonna turn my microphone off.
  • Josh: Good move.

sweatyeah:

Man forgets he is married after surgery (x)

This is adorable!

(Source: patrickmasturbateman, via allycat2246)

Anonymous asked: What do you think about the "Claudia is trash" instagram that one of the joshifer shippers created? Do you support that?

hiccupbuddies:

therockandthecrazyone:

No, I don’t support that, of course I don’t. You really think I would support that? Really? You think so lowly of me? I mean, I know I’m a horrible person, but I’m shocked that you would think that of me. Anyway.

That’s ONE person, not a whole community. Lumping everyone together for something disgusting that ONE individual did is totally unfair.

That’s what I think. I’m tired of reading “Joshifer shippers are this, Joshifer shippers are that, Joshifer shippers call Claudia names, Joshifer shippers are delusional, Joshifer shippers are the trash of the Earth” That’s what I meant by generalizations. There is disgusting behavior out there (like that Instagram account) but the accusations I’ve seen thrown around at “Joshifer shippers” are often way over the line. See, why did you feel the need to mention that this hateful account was created by a Joshifer shipper? Could it be that you want to use it as an excuse to lay some more blame on a whole group of people that have nothing to do with it? That’s the kind of insidious comment that’s uncalled for and contributes to raise unnecessary tension in the fandom.